Bad Gnome’s Title: Grumpy Gnome’s Morning Ritual: Bullet-Proof Gnomish Espresso Hello, fellow grumpy gnomes and curious onlookers! Bad Gnome here. There’s nothing quite like a…
I Couldn’t Believe My Feet: Converse in the Garden
Well folks, gather round for a tale of both joy and pain, of hope and despair. Let me tell you about my newfound love for…
Bad Gnome’s Guide to Potting Up Nightshades: Tomatoes, Eggplants, and Peppers
Introduction Gather ’round, young sprouts, as this old grumpy gnome reluctantly shares his wisdom on potting up nightshades. Today at Bad Gnome Gardening, we’ll be…
A Bad Gnome’s Guide to Beard Care: Balm, Beer, and Battling Tangles
Introduction Listen up, youngsters! It’s time for me to share some wisdom on how to keep your beard in tip-top shape, the old gnome way.…
Bad Gnome, Cold Beer, and Misadventures in the Backyard
Chapter 1 Bad Gnome Once upon a time, in a quiet and secluded forest, there lived a mischievous creature named Bad Gnome. He was known…
10 Reasons Why Bad Gnome Is In Love With Raised Bed Gardens
Introduction Well, well, well. Look who finally decided to learn about raised bed gardens. Bad Gnome at your service. I’m here to tell you why…